Updates

Hello Friends,
All one of you that is. I've been very busy with work. Then I get home and want to do of several things:

1. Sleep
2. Watch TV
3. Eat
4. Masturbate
   
5. Sleep after masturbating
   
6. Play my guitar (no that's not euphemism for masturbating)

My Update

I'm a project at work that's taking longer than I thought. I blocked out March 1 to April 15th for this crap. I anticipated it would be done in a month but the deadline was the 15th. Guess what? I think we are going to go past the deadline.

When all is said and done, I'm taking me a two week vacation. One of several destinations come to mind. Vegas is the leading contender right now. Second is a fishing trip to my undisclosed location. Third is a cruise with Rebecca.

All I know is I need some fucking down time and soon.

I bought myself a new guitar for my birthday. I had a cheap model I bought last year because I didn't know if I was going to make time to practice and play. I made more than enough time for it and rewarded myself with a kick ass heavy metal guitar. She is sweet. She is my new love. On the cheap guitar, playing the strings was like playing on barbed wire. On my new one, the strings are like butter. I love her. No name for her yet.

.....the Friends

I went and saw my friend Swami last week. I hadn't seen him since before my unfortunate run in with the law three years ago. He looks great and happy as far he can. His dad is very sick. I'm surprised the old man is still alive. I thought he was done four years ago when his organs began shutting down. The tough old bird pulled through. Now he is facing bypass surgery. I'm kind of surprised the doctors are offering the surgery. His health is so poor that I'm not sure he would survive it. I just continue to pray and hope the best works out for them.

My best friend Binks finally had it with his main job. Over the summer and then Christmas break they tried to railroad him. First they tried making the job so unbearable to force him to quit. He didn't so they started building a case to fire him for job performance. Only problem with that is he's never late and does his work. They never could build a solid case for termination even though they made up all kinds of crap. Finally they ended up demoting him and moving him to a less desirable location. He talked to his boss at the second job. I'm not sure if they offered him a raise but I think they did guarantee forty hours a week. He took the job full time and told his old one to stick it. Only problem is the new job doesn't have benefits. He has two kids that he has to provide insurance because he is divorced. One of them turns 18 next year and the other in a couple of years so he'll be done with child support and insurance soon. It's about time. His ex-wife is a useless as tits on a bull.

Well that's it for now. I'm sure there's more but what the hell. The love life still is dead.

Violet Rebecca Sophia is all I have left for now.

Good night,
The Pontiff Maximus