My transfer is official May 3 but I don't have to show up until May 8th. Since I'm changing shifts entirely I was going to have three of my four days off, work one day and then have four off. I decided to take the one day between shifts off. I get a week vacation by only taking one day off. Awesome.
I debated what to do with my off time. A three night stay at a lakeside state park is in order. I bought new camping equipment his weekend. Got fresh live worms and bait shrimp to. It's gonna be nice and relaxing. There is an old historic Confederate Veteran Reunion site nearby and a historic fort. Add that to fishing, camping, hiking and ungodly amounts of food and I have a great week planned. I'm turning off my cell phone and only letting a few know where I'll be at.
Douche Bags R Us
I've stated before and I'll say it again, I live in Douche Bag Central. We have a catered breakfast every Saturday. I went down there for the first time. Talk about an unfriendly bunch of assholes. Even the serving woman, who I just found out is my neighbor's maid, doesn't say shit to me.
Then there is the rave on the other side of me. Today I finally got to meet the raving neighbors. They were coming back from the pool while I was taking out the trash. To put it mildly, saying they were light in the loafers is an understatement. They were a couple of flamers. Not like I really care.
So being the friendly guy I am, until pissed off, I said hi to them. One was nice enough and said hello. The other looked at me like I was a piece of shit. Like how I dare say anything to his "partner." To hell with the little cock sucking douche bag.
Oh well, I'll be back in a week with how my first day on my new job went. Tell you how many people there that I hate off the bat. Hey, that's just how I roll.
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You crack my shit up.
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