I'm Going off the Rails on the Crazy Train

And then there is the other end of the spectrum. Nothing going on. Not really.

I still haven't heard a peep from Violet. I did a text poll of my friends on whether or not I should cut her cell phone off even though her son has paid me for it. The overwhelming majority voted to cut it off. One person made it conditional and one was actually compassionate. The condition is if I'm still doing her then leave it on. The compassionate one says leave it on as long as it's paid up. Everybody else said the hell with her. I'm in agreement with those that said cut it off. She's paid up til next week then bammo she's off my account.

I do have to admit, most my male friends just said cut it off and left it that. My female friends, well, damn you women are vicious. They couldn't vote yes or no. They had to throw in the "fuck her that goddamn inconsiderate bitch" comments. That's why I love my female friends. I didn't give Rebecca a vote though. I can figure a wild guess on which way she'd vote.

Running with Scissors
I've diagnosed my coworker with "Running With Scissors" syndrome. What that means is that she's an attention whore. She tries to get attention like a little kid running around yelling "Look I'm running with scissor!" I had already pegged her as being needy.

For fucks sake, she's a new hire at work. I'm doing some troubleshooting the other day and she comes up to me and asks if I need help. I just give her my best "I don't give a damn" look and say,"I've been here 13 years. I think I know what I'm doing." Another time I was working on something else and again she sticks her business in my nose and asks if I need help. I turn to her and flat out say,"Absolutely, positively not." And go on my merry way.

Damn woman is in a shitty relationship at home. She's told others that the only reason she's still with her boyfriend is cause the sex is good. Personally I don't care how good the sex is, if I'm miserable, I'm gone. No sex is that good. Buy a goddamn vibrator. What the fuck?

That said, if she lays back and puts her ankles around her ears for me, I'm diving right in. Why? Cause that just the way I roll.