Dee in Tampa tells me I'm the horniest guy she knows. Lily says I'm a slut. My best friend at work, a female, says I'm an easy lay. Is that a good thing or bad? Among men it's a good thing. At least we like to pound our chest and proclaim,"Yeah I've fucked X amount of women!" I mean when a woman calls a man a slut is that a compliment? I don't think so. Then again, I like fucking. Who doesn't?
As every right I'd like to claim to be pissed at Rebecca for cheating on me, I must admit I screwed around on her too. I went to Florida for a week to see Violet. I told Rebecca I was going with a friend who was on a business trip to California. I lied. Why? To be honest I don't know. To get laid? No cause I had that at home.
Before the Florida trip I messed around with another woman. This other woman was a friend of a friend of Becca. She was hitting on me big time when we met. Since I was with Becca that night I pushed this woman away. Unfortunately I ran into her at a club one night when Rebecca wasn't with me. She came on to me. I danced with her but thought nothing of it. We went and sat a table. She wasted no time. She grabbed the back of my head and pulled me over to kiss her. She wasn't bashful as she stabbed her tongue down my throat. I didn't resist and I responded to her kiss. We kept making out in the corner of the club. She reached down to my hands and lead my up to her breasts. She pulled her blouse up and exposed her tits to me. She held her tits right up to my mouth. I was weak, I gave in. I took her tits into my mouth when she offered them.
We were sitting on a big love chair in a hidden corner. After she let me suck and touch her tits, she just dropped to her knees. I wanted to stop her but I couldn't as she unzipped my fly. She reached in and pulled out my dick. She didn't blow me but instead jacked me off. She put the head of my dick in her mouth and sucked while she stroked me off. I tried to stop her but I'm lying I loved it. I felt myself start to come. I warned her that I was going to come in her mouth. I was past the point of no return. Instead of pulling away she started sucking down my whole shaft and I came. I was stunned. She swallowed the whole thing. After I stopped coming, she zipped me up.
She then sat on my lap and cuddled up to me. She said,"I know you have a girlfriend but when I saw you I thought Wow that guy."
I said nothing. I enjoyed the whole experience but a feeling of guilt tempered the joy.
I held her tight to me and after a few minutes I said,"I'm sorry. This never should have happened. I have to go."
She said,"Don't be sorry. I knew what I was doing and so did you. Don't worry I won't cause shit with your woman. I like you but don't want any problems."
I was just floored by this woman. To this day I still don't know what to think other than can it be true? Am I too easy for my own good? Sad to say about my character, I don't regret my time with this unnamed woman. I just regret that Rebecca found out and I hurt her. Can you blame her for cheating on me? I can't.
I hope I didn't offend anyone with the graphic language. It's all fact and what I remember.
Good night, sleep well and remember, even the Pope needs to get laid!
As I stand on the balcony with my funny hat....
veni, vidi, vici
Papa Juan Pablo III
Monday, July 30, 2007
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I think being horny is an incredibly sexy trait in a guy. I've been with men who simply had no urge, and that is a waste of good man meat.
This line "I tried to stop her but I'm lying I loved it" made me laugh so hard I almost peed.
Good times, good times...
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