Man what a day. I did nothing but went fishing. Just me and the elements. Unfortunately the elements won. I'll sit through a rain storm. I won't sit through lightning while on the water. That's just not smart.
Fuck and the fish were biting to. And then the rain came. I stayed. The fish still were there. Then the thunder came. I stayed. The fish were still hungry. Then the lightning flashed. I called it a day.
The fish are probably laughing and calling me a pussy. Fuck you fish. I'll have the last laugh when you're on the plate next a slice of lemon and covered in tartar sauce.
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