Rook takes Bishop

I've been on a spending spree lately. I moved into the 21st century and bought a Samsung Blackjack cell phone and a new laptop. My other cell phone was so ancient but I think this new one can control satellites orbiting Saturn. Now I look at it and wonder what the hell did I get this for? I make like one or two calls a day and hardly anyone calls me. A fuck it, I had to do something with that overtime I've been working, right?

Last night at work I started getting anxious. My mom's doctor still hasn't scheduled her surgery. I've only taken two vacation days from work. I can only carry over a certain amount of hours to next year. Over that amount and I lose it. I started looking at the vacation schedule and well there are only four months left in the year. Of course, November and December are all booked up. I was stuck with October since now I'm leaving September open to help my mother out after her surgery. Fortunately I found two weeks I can take off. I'm ready for Florida.

I sometimes call myself the Redneck Mexican. I knew I was officially a redneck when after a fishing trip I brought back my live worms and stored them in the refrigerator to keep them alive for the next time out. I've been fishing all my life and there is nothing more relaxing than sitting on a bank of a river or lake and fishing.

I've hunted too but my hunting career wasn't very successful. I still remember that damn buck jumping the fence and laughing at me. Me and two of my friends went out to my friend's dad's ranch. We split the ranch up three ways in order to avoid shooting each other. I had scouted out the land I wanted to hunt and figured out where I would set up my brush deer blind. The next morning I went to my spot and started to gather up deadwood and brushes to hide behind. As soon as I finished and sat down I heard a loud noise. I turn to look and I see this beautiful deer running along the next field. I can't shoot cause it isn't my friend's land the deer is on. He must have been sitting there watching me the whole time and waited for me to sit down. I could have sworn I heard him laughing as he raced across that field.

I mentioned fishing cause I'm watching some shows on the Outdoor Channel. They were showing some swordfish round up and feeding on school of fish. It was amazing. The swordfish come in from different directions and force the other fish to school. They then take turns going in to feed. I'm always amazed by the wonders of nature.

Also a new character to introduce. Her name is Sophia. When I first met her almost two years ago I didn't think much of her. Physically she's beautiful but something didn't click. I also didn't think much of her because she was hitting on me when it was obvious that I was with Rebecca. However as I got to know Sophia better I realized she's a wonderfully remarkable woman and that I had short changed her. Back in March I started to get confused. I started to wonder if I had feelings for her or just becoming infatuated with her. I started to question if my feelings for Rebecca were genuine. I almost melted down. Before I made a mistake, I decided not to explore anything further with Sophia and ruin what I had with Rebecca. I sent Sophia a text message today and she called me back. I'm meeting her for a late lunch in two hours. More if any details develop.

Now onto Papal business. I introduced some of the Cardinals and now I have my first bishop. You know him as Carlos Mencia. I call him the Bishop of Comedy. Dave Chappelle was up for the spot too but he walked away from his show on Comedy Central. Keep working Carlos and one day you may make Cardinal too. Now for a sermon from Bishop Mencia:



I don't think I'm going to wear my full vestments today. I'll just humble myself and wear the simple robe of a monk.

Deutschland Uber Alles,
Papst Johann Paul III